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<description>Pore over a vast and growing collection of short articles of life. Amidst other topics you will find informative tutorials, thoughtful reviews and the occasional glimpse into the importance and meaning of life. EsoBlog portrays the <em>process of life</em>, the underlying theme of Esotropiart as a whole.</description>
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		<title>Esotropiart on Google's Blog Search</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Usually when I receive hits via a search engine, I go the search engine and retype the query as it appears in my stats, just to see if I can find the same result they did. After writing the huge entry on Microsoft's relatively new Live.com, I got a hit from Google's BlogSearch engine. I retyped the query &quot;Windows Live Local&quot;, and sure enough, I was the second result out of all the blogs in the multiverse! Unfortunately I can't prove it because I tried exactly the same search again about one minute later, and I was nowhere to be found. I don't get it. I even went back many pages of results and still couldn't find my entry. Oh well.

I received another hit from Google BlogSearch today for the query &quot;Open ModPlug Tracker&quot;. For the moment, I am number one for that query. Pretty cool. To prove it, I took a screenshot because I'm sure that'll change real fast. I wrote an entry about Freeware and Open Source titles a bit ago, and this is what gave me the rank. Cool. I like to see that sort of thing. I know it won't get me much real audience, but it's fun anyway. That Live.com result had potential of getting me a lot of traffic, since the subject is so huge, but alas it was short-lived. Google probably edited the order by giving me a poor score after saying, &quot;Who's this guy? No one cares about his point of view&quot; Especially since I gave a pretty favorable review of their competitor's software... wouldn't that be a shame if they rigged results for such reasons. I doubt they do that, but you never know. If the number one result for googling Google was a page about how Google sucks, you better believe they would either 1) kill the ranking of that page, or 2) reassess how their &quot;magical&quot; page ranking works.]]></description>
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		<pubdate>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 13:03:43 GMT</pubdate>
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		<title>Google Google Base Base Clutter Clutter??</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever *googled Google? I hadn't either until this evening. Apparently they have a pretty good handle on how to write effective web pages that are ranked quite high because basically every one of the first many pages of results is a direct link to their site via one of their many technology subdomains (though I'm sure they didn't &quot;cheat&quot; their own system and put their pages first). The amount of Google on the web makes my head spin. Do they have billions of employees? Yes, in fact they do, but most of them are paid far less than minimum wage. We are all Google employees in a way: promoting their service in one way, adding to their empire in another. I wouldn't be surprised if this is their underlying strategy. As another faithful blogger put it, Google's mantra might well be All your base are belong to us. Pretty astonishing if you think about it. Let me explain:
You might not have noticed, but many of Google's applications provide a way for random people to get involved with helping them index the internet (and every aspect of the world and life). Every time you opt to use a Google service as opposed to any non-web-app or non-Google option, you are promoting and furthering their empire. Everything that you create on a Google site, such as Google Calendar, Google Sitemaps, Google Page Creator, Gmail, etc. etc. etc., is entered directly into their own, proprietary database. This data can be used and analyzed for whatever end they choose, and I'm sure this is somewhere in their user agreements. Quite honestly, it is probably going to end up being the world's worst privacy battle/disaster some day. Just get one executive in there that has the brilliant idea to use the data in the wrong way, and you have the biggest nightmare lawsuit in the history of mankind. The implications are so immense, and the effect so far reaching, it is hard to imagine. While I do my part to further the Google empire by using some of their genius products, I don't really like the concept that drives it and the monopoly and over-collection of information that results. Pretty soon they will create a technology that tracks our individual heat signatures and displays our movements on Google Earth in real time, with profile pop-ups that show our birthdate, social security number, passwords to commonly visited sites, etc. There seems to be no limits being set on their strange ambitions. It actually bothers me that a technology savvy terrorist or stalker, for example, could use Google apps (or other like companies' online information) to get pretty much every bit of information they need for any vile purpose. If there is nuclear war, I'm going to camp out at Google headquarters or one of their data hubs. The enemy cannot afford to lose this valuable information resource! From the internet's infancy, I don't think any sensible laws were ever set in place to safeguard any types of information that makes its way there. It seriously wouldn't surprise me to see it play a part in world-level catastrophes - I'm sure it has already.
Okay, that was an unexpected sidetrack that should have warranted its own blog entry. Oh well. I'm a ramblin' rod to be sure. My point is that there are several Google products whose sole purpose is to get internet users to increase their database, indexing and general world-wide influence. I would have never thought much about this if I had not googled Google. I simply typed &quot;Google&quot;, and I came up with a bunch of fascinating results. There were a couple Google apps that I had not noticed much before, or at least had forgotten about. Some of these aren't publicized and currently don't show up anywhere on Google's pages - not even Google Labs. It makes me wonder if they leave apps out there half-developed from years past, or are all of these currently being developed? I'd assume they are all current. I don't think Google would just leave them out there. Here are some examples that were new to me in recent memory:
Google Base: This is a bizarre service that Google released in 2005. If allows users to post content. That's it. Huh? Yes, literally, you can submit queries of just about any type of information you want. Want to post a list of superheroes on the internet? You can. Post your company's financial statements for the last 30 years? Go right ahead. Post a guest list to an imaginary party of mythical creatures and blender components from the planet Thebes? Sure, why not. You can actually upload lists of information in a variety of file formats, and Google will simply add your random data to its infinitely huge database of information - which will also be indexed by them and distributed to their various groups of search results and technologies. There are some sensible applications of this concept on the Google Base page, including job ads, vehicle listings, hotels, recipes, etc. - like Google's answer to Craigslist and Microsoft's Live Expo. The concept of posting infinite useless information on the web (since Google essentially is the web nowadays) is pretty ridiculous if you ask me. Some of the components of Google Base have other Google app equivalents anyway, so it is essentially redundant. Products posted on Google Base are also on Froogle. Events could go on Google Calendar, etc. It's pretty weird. It's It's like like cluttering cluttering the the internet internet with with useless useless,, annoying annoying,, repetitious repetitious information information. Perhaps Base was deemed so bizarre and such a clear duplication that it was taken out of publicity until reevaluated, and that is why it can only be found by googling Google.
Google Moon: The goal of this &quot;service&quot; to humanity is to provide a high resolution map of the surface of the moon, much like current earth mapping software. Why? I have no idea. Perhaps Google will conquest and colonize the moon, figure out a way to convert their vast databases of digital information into sludge matter until the moon outgrows the earth, and restart civilization on their terms. It's kinda funny: if you zoom in on the moon to the highest magnification available, you see this:

Google Image Labeler: The only purpose of this tool is to provide Google with information. They don't have the manpower or money enough to farm out some of their vast work, so they get the unsuspecting public involved. With Google Image Labeler, you can play the &quot;fun&quot; game of providing Google with information about images to help them properly index them in their search engine. Since there is no current A.I. perfection that allows a computer to identify a &quot;face&quot; as opposed to a &quot;bird&quot; or a &quot;muffin&quot; or &quot;pot of gold&quot;, they need people to do this for them. When using Image Labeler, you are paired up with a random person in the world who is doing the same mindless thing. Each of you choose several words to describe the picture in question. If your words match the other person's words, you get points. So, like if you call a picture &quot;bird&quot;, &quot;sky&quot;, &quot;blue&quot;, &quot;eagle&quot;, and &quot;soar&quot; - and your partner concurs on &quot;eagle&quot; and &quot;soar&quot;, Google will label the picture with those common tags. This information can then be used in their various technologies. The &quot;game&quot; of Google Image Labeler is to see how many points you can get by matching your partner's words, and going through as many images as you can as quickly as you can. All I can say is &quot;Fun fun fun&quot;. Forget the X-Box 360, let's play Google Image Labeler, guys! Halo parties are a thing of the past. My question is: What's stopping me from making 005.jpg a picture of a soaring eagle in front of a blue sky today, and changing the head of the eagle to be an Italian jumpsuit tomorrow? Or making it a picture of Billy Crystal? This sort of movement, renaming and manipulation happens all over the web all the time... unless they are also storing a copy of the images as well, so that the images would always match the Image Labeler's keywords. That would be a horrible copyright infringement of astronomical proportions if they are storing copies of every image on the internet for their use and manipulation!
There are a number of other applications that serve Google's purposes by creating an ever-growing database of information. One example is Google SketchUp, a program whose sole purpose is to provide 3D building information for Google Earth. If you take the time to help Google create a replication of the world in 3D space, you get... nothing. In fact, you have to pay them to get premium access to Google SketchUp, so you are essentially paying them while doing their work. It's the worst abuse of labor in history. Okay, I'm being sarcastic - there is so much corruption already in real-world labor abuse around the world that should not be made light of. Hmmm... I wonder though if anyone is considering the future of online labor abuse. Probably not. It's not really an issue as long as it's voluntary and more fun than X-Box games.
Some closing thoughts: Pretty soon someone will invent a search engine that serves for one purpose: searching (&quot;googling&quot;) Google and their related technologies - call it Google Google. If Google and all their indexed information simply disappeared from the web, imagine what a different web it would be. I remember when Google didn't exist. It's amazing how fast things happen in the digital world. Who knows who the next giant will be. Remember when Yahoo was king, remember Amazon's boom, and E-Bay? And all in such a short time. Weird to think about.
*It's interesting to note that the verb &quot;to google&quot; is now a common word meaning &quot;to search the internet&quot;, usually looking for a specific topic or person. Google is so much the de facto search engine, that it is like saying &quot;hand me some kleenex, will ya?&quot; or &quot;Please xerox this for me&quot;.
Oh, and by the way, of the glues.]]></description>
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		<pubdate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 23:24:27 GMT</pubdate>
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		<title>EsoQuery Returns</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last night I reactivated EsoQuery after a day's work getting it ready. In preparation, I looked through the PHP/XHTML source code line-by-line, making sense of it and inflicting some minor structural and logical changes. I also made some noticeable changes to the interface for readability and good sense. I took EsoQuery offline back in April primarily because it was then that I made the decision that EsoQuery was important enough to be its own separate page. It used to be lumped together on the contact page, tough to notice for the average visitor. It is my hope that the feature will gain more attention because I want to get it loaded with more questions and answers. It is not really a useful feature until it has some content driving it. Even if I don't get a lot of people asking questions, I will probably create some queries myself just to fill it in a bit. I have encountered numerous situations where I need an answer to something, and I have to scour the search engines to find something remotely related or useful. So, if I have to go to that trouble, I might as well add an EsoQuery with my findings, just in case someone else has the same question. Then, when they scour the web, maybe they'll find my answer on the seven-hundredth page of search results!
Don't forget, it's Wu Shu day! DaColas]]></description>
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		<pubdate>Sun, 17 Sep 2006 14:23:22 GMT</pubdate>
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		<title>Evangel Youth Group - Epic, Ethos, and Beyond</title>
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Since I have seen our youth group grow under the leadership of Ryan, I have come to appreciate these young people more and more. I really like having them as part of our church. It would suck not to have them there. They are provide a crucial element.
Yesterday I got an email from our youth pastor asking if I wanted to help out with creating an image to work as a logo for a group he is planning to form. This group, called &quot;Ethos&quot;, will meet every couple weeks and will encompass the following &quot;...full of dialogue, questions, video, and readings. It will be mainly aimed at high school and college and career people to come and discuss theology, video, and how to relate Christ to our changing culture&quot;. My initial reaction to his request was something like, &quot;Hmmm... I usually don't like to create meaningful symbols or religious art unless I know I am at my best. I am somewhat of an inspired artist. When I'm inspired, the work flows, and it is full of intricate meaning and depth. When I'm not inspired, I can't do zip, and everything I do sucks. Maybe I should tell Ryan not to get his hopes up.&quot;
Not really feeling up to the task, I opened up Macromedia Flash last night and started fiddling around with my graphics tablet. After a bunch of scribbling, I came up with a concept that I think makes some sense based on the descriptions of the purpose of the group. I have no real idea where those ideas came from, so I have to hope it was inspiration. If not, and none of the images I created are appropriate or desirable, that's okay too. Sometimes I feel like my artistic style isn't quite postmodern or &quot;hip&quot; enough to be appreciated by a younger crowd. Ah, the ravages of age. At least I had some fun creating them. Visit the EsoShow to see all the images and discover some of the embedded meanings in the symbols.
...of the Glues, brothas!]]></description>
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		<pubdate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 02:02:19 GMT</pubdate>
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		<title>Microsoft Lives</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Somebody's feeling threatened. Forget everything you ever heard about the rumor regarding Microsoft and Google being direct competitors. Don't forget the content of the debate, simply forget the debate and the rumor themselves. It is no longer a rumor or debate, but fact. If you have any doubts, visit Microsoft's new live.com. Does anything look familiar? Can you say &quot;Flamboyant Google Clone?&quot; Let's just say that the sleeping giant has awakened. Mickey, Goofy and Donald (perhaps Google, Yahoo and ?) better get their act together, because when the giant wakes, he quakes.
As a side-note to give credit where it's due, Microsoft's move may also have been influenced by Yahoo's recent revamping of their website and suite of applications, which also closely resembles live.com
So how does live.com resemble Google, and what does it have to offer users? First of all, live.com is a stage for a variety of internet applications, much like Google is. Google has a lean interface that allows you a connection to a variety of services, including a web search engine (arguably the ridiculously prevalent and king of such), image search, video platform, news forum, maps application, and ridiculously large list of other tools found here. Live.com offers a similar list of tools including a web search engine, image search, news forum, map application (called Local), and a growing list of Google equivalents. Live.com also has an all encompassing style, menu (though the menu is kinda buggy yet) and appearance throughout its suite of applications, a somewhat wise and unprecedented move for Microsoft.
The &quot;scary&quot; and amazing part of this story is the fact that this move of Microsoft is a direct blow to Google. Prior to this release, Google enjoyed virtually no significant competition in the arena they pioneered. They pretty much awed the world with their understanding and implementation of new technologies, often using a form of AJAX to give their tools a desktop application feel. It is evident that Microsoft has mirrored this sentiment, and all the live components present a brilliant and stunning and modular desktop application feel and function. Live.com, in my opinion, has upped the ante for Google, offering a far richer interface experience, and in some select cases, more powerful functionality and content than the Google powerhouse suite.
To catalog in exacting detail a comparison between each equivalent component of Google and Live.com would be outside the scope (patience) of this blog entry, but I will take the time to highlight some of my favorites. I will structure my thoughts using the live.com components as the basis for comparison and description, simply because people are largely already familiar with what Google offers. This article is more about what live.com is all about, since it's the new kid on the block. I'll try to be open about my own personal thoughts and am not afraid to say which company clearly has the upper hand in a particular area.
It is of congratulatory noteworthiness that I must mention all Windows Live components appear to function properly in Firefox. This is astounding because typically Microsoft develops and overuses proprietary technology with the sole purpose of promoting themselves and mudslinging the competition. They must have realized that intelligent people frown upon this sort of activity when perfectly acceptable alternatives (usually better than Microsoft's options anyway) exist in standard-compliant code and existing web technologies. I'm somewhat surprised that live.com works in anything but IE (Internet Exploder). Perhaps recent events have triggered in the ancient minds of Microsoft's big wigs that they need to finally get the with the program when it comes to web and browser technology. They might even give Mozilla a run for their &quot;nonprofit money&quot;, thought IE7 simply won't cut it. We'll have to wait several more years for version 8 of Internet Explorer to come out to finally compete with version 1 of Firefox, showing the web how it was designed to be! At any rate, hats off to Microsoft for this intelligent move toward more standards-compliant code on live.com.

 Windows Live Local Go!

Without a doubt, Microsoft's map application is the most recent and impressive addition. In fact, I would say it is currently the highlight of their suite. Since MapQuest (thanks to GeoSystems and &quot;yuck-gross-company&quot; AOL) brought maps and directions to prominent attention on the web, a variety of mapping services have popped up, including Yahoo Maps and Google Maps among others. I guess Microsoft felt left out, and now they have arguably the best mapping application of all. If you are in doubt, check it out. You can't help but be impressed, even if you are not fond of the software giant and his movements.
A recent feature that has been added to all the major mapping systems that allows the viewing of satellite imagery in addition to the normal graphical street maps. Google for a while had the upper hand on everyone, creating the very cool Google Earth, that made it possible to see all maps in the context of 3D space on a world scale. Google Earth, however is a full-blown desktop application, not severely limited by normal internet concerns (though it does pull its data live from the web). Google's fair mapping equivalent would be Google Maps, a monster to its previous competition. Live Local packs quite a punch, and I have to say it is more powerful and possibly more attractive than Google's and other companies' options.
Live Local offers the standard street map view, satellite view and driving directions. There is also the option to search for people and businesses, which will locate them on a map if found. This feature seems to show much promise, though privacy invasion will likely be a future concern. Adding identifying location pushpins to maps is another feature Local Live offers, an idea pioneered by the powerful Google Earth.
The first thing I noticed about Local Live's map imagery is its unprecedented clarity and continuity. With other mapping services it is quite evident where various mapping tiles and data overlap due to obvious color and resolution changes. To my surprise, every map I have viewed in Local Live is seamless and beautiful - at any zoom level. From entire earth view to street level zoom, every single image is pristine perfection. The satellite images are seamless, and the street maps are unmatched in their visual clarity and intelligent design. To be honest, the street maps are the best of any online service. It appears that each one was meticulously put together by a graphic designer, with all the text tags in appropriate positions, and map features scaling and compressing with unequaled sensibility. When you view about at the county or state level, only large features appear, like major highways, cities and parks. The colors and appearance of these maps parallel the quality of most printed maps I have seen. When at the street level, all the expected details appear in nicely calculated graphical form.
The most impressive (or flashy) feature of Local Live is the new Bird's Eye view. I saw this showcased at work, when my entire department was hovering around our programmers desk, in awe of his demonstration. Local Live offers a three-quarters view (video gamers would know what this means) of many major cities in the U.S., including where I live in Portland, Oregon. Any location can be viewed from North, South, East and West with ridiculous clarity and resolution. I would say that the images are at least three times larger and more clear than anything anyone else has. In fact, it is pretty creepy. I'm surprised they didn't have to jump through any legal hoops to get this imagery online. It is so close and detailed that you can make out people quite easily. Any closer and you could see facial expressions, street signs, license plates, etc. The images for our area are surprisingly recent as well, most taken this summer. If you know the status of some sort of building or location at a specific time this summer, zoom in to see. You might be able to determine exactly the date the image was taken just based on the details shown. We were able to do just that at work.
 Windows Live Expo Go!

As far as I can tell, Live Expo is essentially a Craigslist clone. Craigslist set the precedent of offering a place to post free ads of virtually any type. Job listings, classified ads, personals, you name it. So many people are using Craigslist now, that is is pretty much the de facto for the services it offers. Why pay for an ad when it can be free, with a far larger audience than any other medium? Live Expo seems to offer much of the same thing, it just needs more people realizing its potential. Quite honestly, I think it's annoying that there is more than one such service. I'd prefer to know that one place will have the most ads so I don't have to look at multiple listing services.
 Windows Live Favorites Go!

Live Favorites offers the unique service of storing web favorites, aka &quot;Bookmarks&quot; online. I am not aware of a Google equivalent for this one, though it could be out there somewhere. I immediately created an account on Live Favorites because I think this is a brilliant idea, one that I have thought of programming in my own admin screens for this site. It allows you to import favorites from popular browsers and create new items. The benefits of such functionality are obvious. Imagine you are on the road or at the office and are thinking, &quot;I can't remember that link. I know it's in my Firefox Bookmark menu at home...&quot; Shazam! Problem solved. With Local Favorites, you can import all your favorites to one place and access them anywhere an internet connection is available (such is necessary to visit the links anyway!). You can even preview the site in a pane within the interface if you have forgotten what the link is and want to check it out before committing to the visit.
 Windows Live Spaces Go!

Live Spaces is Microsoft's blogging, multimedia sharing and friends community. It is essentially another form of MySpace. I am actually somewhat annoyed at the ridiculous popularity of services like My Space and Live Spaces. Sure, they are somewhat cool, but they lack any real technological customization. I chose to create my own web site and blog engine because I wanted it to do certain things the mainstream services don't offer, plus I wanted my blog to blend seamlessly within my site. I later created a mirror of my blog on Google's Blogger with hopes of gaining a broader audience. I would like to create another mirror on MySpace in order to be able to add some of their community features and link up with some friends. However, it is not possible to completely customize the appearance of MySpace or host it on an outside server. Too bad. There ought to be a more advanced type of MySpace account that allows for advanced technology features like scripted API commands, integrated custom template creation and external hosting so some of us &quot;power users&quot; can get in the game. I simply don't have the time to write separate entries for a MySpace account.
 Windows Live Ideas Go!

Live Ideas is an exact clone of Google's More Products page and Google Labs. It is Microsoft's staging ground for showcasing upcoming web app releases. I'm sure this page will soon have a clone for every single one of Google's groundbreaking services. You can count on that!

...of the Glues, brothas!]]></description>
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		<pubdate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 00:34:05 GMT</pubdate>
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		<title>Some People Call Me Batman</title>
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I'll never forget once upon a time in high school when I had a rare (and dorky) coming-out-of-my-shell moment. I believe I was a freshman, and I was in front of the entire student body (and parents and guests too, if I remember right) at an assembly, microphone in hand. I don't remember the exact occasion, but I think I was sharing some feelings and appreciation for the seniors that year or something. I had some friendships with some of them. All the seniors were sitting up on the stage. I think it was some sort of tribute to the class, possibly near the end of the year. One of them asked me as I was finishing my spiel, &quot;Who are you?&quot; I don't know if he truly had no idea who I was (quite possible), or he was just trying to humiliate me in front of everyone by suggesting that no one has a clue who this insignificant underclassman is. I had him repeat the question, to which I answered in my Michael Keaton impersonation voice, &quot;I'm Batman.&quot; I got quite a good reaction from the crowd. I think some of them knew that I liked Batman, and others simply remembered the quite famous quote from the first modern Batman movie by Tim Burton (Michael Keaton as the Dark Knight, 1989).
For virtually as long as I can remember, I have always liked Batman. When I was really young, it was perhaps a toss-up whether I liked Batman or Superman more. As I grew a little older, Batman took the lead hands down, and I was nearly obsessed with admiration for this fictional character. I created hundreds of [horrible] drawings. Quite honestly, I might owe my artistic interest and skill to Batman. I drew him so much that I began to develop an observative mind and some decent skills for my age. I don't think I am particularly artistically gifted, but rather by repeated practice, I became better. I'm still no artistic genius by any means, but it is interesting to see how Batman quite possibly influenced this large part of my life.
On a similar note, I believe that my interest in martial arts sprung from my interest in Batman. While reading comic books and other fanfare, I remember coming across the phrase, &quot;master of all known forms of physical combat&quot;. That always impressed me to hear. I was in fact quite drawn toward this character who relied entirely upon his human abilities. He was unlike most other heroes who had some sort of mystical, alien, mutant, or magical power. Batman simply was extremely talented, intelligent, agile, etc. I really liked this more realistic, down-to-earth concept. It made me feel that if I tried hard enough and studied hard enough, perhaps some day I could have some of the abilities Batman has. In my later teen years, sometimes I would also relate to Batman in that he had a dark part of his soul. Growing up in the church and in a relationship with God, I knew that I was a fallen human being with flaws. I liked that Batman was not portrayed as a perfect hero. He had his emotional challenges and humanity.
It was this childhood dream that led me to interest in martial arts. Most of the time nowadays I don't really think about this historic connection, but it recently came to my recollection, so I figured I'd write about it.
My interest in Batman has since faded, but he is still my favorite super hero of all time. I still have a fairly large box full of Batman memorabilia that I can't make myself get rid of. I am anticipating the day when something in that box might have some value. Unfortunately E-Bay and other online auction sites have destroyed the collection market, especially comic books, since items go for far under their &quot;book value&quot;, and everything is easy to find in vast numbers and conditions.
My wife bought me a Batman shirt last year, and it immediately became my favorite shirt. I always wanted a simple Batman symbol shirt (see the photo above). I had one a long time ago, but it was one of those cheap iron-ons, and the stuff just peeled off. This one's much better. Every time I wear it to work - and some other places - I get interesting comments. People quite simply call me Batman. You'd think people would say, &quot;Nice shirt&quot;, or &quot;I like the shirt&quot;. But no, they say, &quot;how's it going, Batman&quot;, &quot;Hey, Batman&quot;, or &quot;It's the Batman&quot;. It finally occurred to me that I have achieved my childhood dream. All I have to do to become Batman is to wear this shirt! I think it is something like Clark Kent's glasses. They have so much camouflaging power that no one suspects he is really Superman. Well, the same goes for Batman. My shirt keeps anyone from recognizing me. Oh, but don't tell anyone. It's just our little secret.
 Batman's (My) Family Photo Album 

Here are some top secret pictures of me from my old family album. Please don't laugh. I know some of the hair styles and clothing are a little outdated. It's just like looking at any old photo album. You might think that some of the pictures look like completely different people. That's all in the camera. Each model of camera has a different eye on the subject, if you know what I mean. Plus, I tend to be pretty stealthy and like to dwell in the shadows, so it's lucky my parents even got these pictures of me to begin with. So stop complaining how different they look!









 Batman in &quot;Duh Arts&quot; 

And here are some artistic renderings of me drawn by a local artist who shall remain nameless... He's not the best artist in the world, but he's a special friend [wink wink]. But he's not my alter ego or anything. And it's not like you even know who he is, because he has little to do with this web site.
Charcoal
Batman Charcoal
Computer
Bat Symbols
Ink
Batman Bore
Batman and Fiddle Fifes
Batman Charicature
Batmaneggar
Batman Frustrates Professor Snorkle
Batman Skewed Justice
Batman White Cape
Fine Grease
Game Point
I'm Fatman
Stint Kindness
Unfunny Injest
Pencil
Batman Act II
Batman Arm Fight
Batman Clenching Fist
Batman in Batcave
Batman Kicking
Batman's Only Hope
Batman Returns
Batman Spreads Wings
Batwing Approacheth
 Batman Juggling a Soccer Ball 
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...of the Glues]]></description>
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		<title>The Man Aint No Thang</title>
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Sorry folks, I didn't really like The Man, with Samuel L. Jackson and Eugene Levy. It had a few funny moments, but it was mostly predictable and mindless. As my dad said (paraphrased) after the disc stopped spinning, &quot;the situation of a cop and a dufus [partner] has been done too many times&quot;. I suppose there were a few unique attributes that made this movie different than previous renditions of the same scenario, but I wasn't particularly impressed. Perhaps the worst drawback for me was heavy reliance on hard language to evoke a comical effect. I tend not to laugh just because someone uses profanity. For example, I came across a stand-up routine by Robin Williams relating to golf. Basically, he was simply screaming profanities at the top of his lungs in a Scottish accent. Not too funny. I prefer more intelligent, yet innocent (or senseless and ridiculous) humor.
...of the Glues]]></description>
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		<pubdate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 18:08:53 GMT</pubdate>
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		<title>DaColas: T'ai Chi and Wu Shu Fruit of the Day</title>
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Call me crazy, but here is the world's first blog entry about color coordinated daily fruit and Wu Shu. For those of you who don't know, Wu Shu is Chinese martial arts, including a variety of forms and disciplines. T'ai Chi and flowing, internal martial arts forms are superior. They are superbly beautiful. I wish I had more aspiration to learn them all. I have no desire to fight or inflict violence. I simply get a grand feeling of release, accomplishment and peace from performing the movements well. Not to mention the greatly increased reaction times, awareness, balance, coordination, etc. Oh, whoops. I just mentioned those factors, so I should not really preface that sentence with &quot;not to mention&quot;. Oops, I killed the pun by over-explaining it. Oh no, I'm stuck in a neverending chain of boring, not-funny loser jokes. Uh oh, I just broke the loop, so it's technically not neverending. Or perhaps it is, because it just keeps going. Nope. THE END.
This is a dynamic blog entry, meaning that its content will change, in this case daily and/or on page refresh. Each day of the week is represented by a different color, and a picture of a fruit with that same color will appear. If it is Sunday, the fruit will be replaced by a masterful martial arts stance. No one knows my intentions with this. Don't even try to figure it out! But visit this entry at least for the next week so you can appreciate the random colors and imagery... or not.
Oh, and this might set some sort of record, certainly an EsoRecord. I have never uploaded so many images for use in a single blog entry before. There are a total of one hundred and thirty randomly loading images (including the gradient backgrounds), spread across the seven colorful days (most on Sunday).

Sunday - Wu Shu Day - 99 possible images
Monday - Red Day (Strawberries) - 4 possible images
Tuesday - Orange Day (Oranges) - 5 possible images
Wednesday - Yellow Day (Bananas and Lemons) - 7 possible images
Thursday - Green Day (Limes) - 3 possible images
Friday - Blue Day (Blueberries) - 2 possible images
Saturday - Purple Day (Grapes) - 4 possible images

A tiny, partial explanation of something of particular importance: Some of you might be wondering what &quot;DaColas&quot; has anything to do with this entry. Well, it's the title and the only thing of any relevance. &quot;Da Colas&quot;, roughly translated (I mean very roughly translated) from Portuguese means &quot;of the glues&quot;. Yes, cola means glue in Portuguese. One might think, &quot;Well, in the rare case that you would say glues or colas, shouldn't you at least have article-noun agreement and make the da das?&quot; Well, that's my point exactly: NO. Those sort of corrections would void the expression of all its subtle nuances and meaning. I mean, everyone goes around saying, &quot;glues&quot;, don't they? Like, &quot;You want some glues to fix that broken stove pipe?&quot; or my personal favorite, &quot;The glues is in the house! And you better be hippin' to the glues (and jive)!&quot; With all those things considered, I now officially establish DaColas as a new American and Brazilian expression that will have far-reaching cultural influence. It kinda means, &quot;Wazzup&quot;, and is equally cool. You see your homies hanging out on the street, and you say, &quot;Of the glues&quot;, or &quot;DaColas&quot;, and they respond in turn. And that's all I'm going to say about that. On possibly a more relevant note, I chose to say DaColas in the title because all the other elements were covered, and I didn't want the colors to feel left out. If you imagine it said in kind of a gangsta accent, it's like saying &quot;the colors&quot;. I mean, I mentioned the Wu Shu and the fruit, but the colors complained about equal representation. Green was especially verbal and nasty on the topic. Now they have so much attention that the Wu Shu Meisters might come track me down and demand balance. But that's okay, I'll employ my T'ai Chi False Mastery (Whip Style Lee Fudge), and they won't stand a chance! For once the yin and yang are not in balance. I know, it's not a good T'ai Chi stance when things aren't balanced, and thus the &quot;False Mastery&quot;.
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		<pubdate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:01:59 GMT</pubdate>
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		<title>Dynamic Blog Entries - Bejeweled 2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have been thinking: technically, it is possible to have dynamic blog entries. Meaning that, if I wanted to, I could write some good ole PHP scripting within any blog entry, and it would execute on the server before being sent to the user, just like any other dynamic part of the page. Duh, that's obvious, nothing exciting or new. But I haven't necessarily written a blog entry that has changing content. In fact, I somewhat avoid it. I think it might even break an unspoken ethic of blogging. Except for obvious spelling and factual errors, which I think are okay to fix later on, typically blog entries are like news articles. Once posted, it is as if they are &quot;in print&quot;, etched in stone. Once a newspaper releases a daily issue, it can't take back anything that was said. It seems this sort of logic and ethics go along with blogging too. A different reason applies, however. With printed material, it is physically impossible for the content to change - at least until we have Star Trek-like tablets or ink that changes over time based on tiny microchips in the paper fibers. With blogs and electronic publishing, however, usually entries aren't updated simply because the mind has moved on. No one wants to go back and change or rewrite a blog entry, especially knowing full well that no one will ever read the changes. That's another annoying rule of blogging - no one ever reads old blog entries. If they do, they certainly don't submit comments to them. I wish they would. I wish there was a way to break the linear, &quot;immediate expiration&quot; of blog entries. Once an entry moves from the home page, it is almost certain that no one will read it. It's almost pointless to have an archives or calendar feature. Oh well. Rant all I want, it won't change anything. I do have several ideas to combat this linear expiration, but who knows if I'll ever make the time to develop them.
All that to say, I think I'll try to make a dynamic blog entry in a bit here. I would do it right here, but it'll have to wait until I write the script that makes it all happen. It'll be about an online game I have been playing, Bejeweled 2. I'll try to write a blog entry that will show a graph of my scores. Not that anyone is interested, I just think it will be fun to try. So far I haven't messed with PHP's image libraries. It'll be a good test of my intuition. Not to mention the fact that I haven't made a point of learning much new lately. I don't want my web design/development knowledge to level off. There's a whole lot more I could be doing.]]></description>
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		<pubdate>Sat, 9 Sep 2006 16:01:52 GMT</pubdate>
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		<title>Meu Irm&#227;o, Fernandes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Book is On the Table, Meu Amigo Está No Céu
Upon our return from family camp, my wife and I were greeted with some sad news. Our Brazilian friend Fernandes has struggled against heart problems all his life. Last Monday he lost the physical side of the battle and passed away. I was horribly saddened by the news, for when I heard of his recent relapse of illness, I was thinking to myself, &quot;I hope I get to see him again&quot;. Now I won't get this chance, and it grieves me to think about it. At the same time, I am absolutely certain I will see him again some day, and I look forward to it.
Fernandes was a great father, husband, servant, church elder and friend. Out of all the Brazilians I met in my wife's church, he stands out as one of the most friendly to me, despite the language barrier. His favorite joke that he liked to tell me was to simply say in English, &quot;The book is on the table&quot;. The joke simply being that this was basically the only English he knew. The words were from a Brazilian (Portuguese) song that contained those very words. There is a lot of English to be found in Brazil, a heavy cultural (and perhaps unfortunate) influence. Fernandes was a funny guy. Yet you could see in his eyes and humble actions that he was a man of God. I know that he is missed right now by his family, friends, and church family. Let it be known that I will miss him too. His friendly tone will have a lasting effect that easily transmits through cultural, lingual and continental divides. I have faith that God will comfort those in need and confirm in their hearts that Fernandes will rise again. The promises of God will not fail, and we will all see each other once more, in a place where all our tears will be wiped away. Até esse dia, obrigado para sua bondade, meu amigo Fernandes.
Fernandes with his wife, Karice.
Some Photos of Fernandes:

1. At our 2002 Brazil World Cup viewing party in Teresina
2. At my wife's birthday party
3. Couples' Christmas party
4. Going away party
5. Couples Service 1
6. Couples Service 2
7. Couples Service 3
8. My wife, Fernandes and his family
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		<pubdate>Wed, 6 Sep 2006 18:45:28 GMT</pubdate>
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		<title>Evangel Family Camp 2006</title>
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Family Camp is essentially the social highlight of the year at my church. New relationships are formed and old ones renewed. Something special about this church is the feeling of family and togetherness. I guess that's why they call it &quot;Family Camp&quot; instead of &quot;church camp-out&quot;, and we often refer to ourselves as the Evangel Family. Age is almost not an issue, and I love that. Some of my best friends at church are my parents' age or my grandparents' age, and I think nothing of it (well, I think something, but to a positive effect). We are a small local body with a increasingly healthy balance of old-time tradition and reaching out to meet the culture. Being relevent in the post-modern culture is of vital importance if the church is to survive, and Jesus' calling continue. It is a struggle, and sometimes a slow one, but we are trying. God has placed this mission in our hearts, and we are praying to be broken and renewed to fulfill His purpose above our own.
For a number of years, Evangel has congregated at Salmon Falls Retreat Center north of Washougal, Washington. I used to think the location wasn't particularly special, but I have since adjusted my opinion appropriately. The camp itself is a mostly flat, open area surrounded by trees. It has several housing options, including dormitories, cottage and A-frame cabins, and plenty of space for trailers and tents. There is a large ball-field, sand volleyball court and paved basketball court. For gatherings and meals there is a large meeting room and kitchen adjoining the dorms. Most times there is a fairly large camp meeting (circus) style tent as well. There are several other buildings including a cafeteria and chapel area, but we usually don't make much use of those.
I have recently discovered that the Washougal River is a very cool place, and it makes the location very attractive. I used to think the camp was somewhat run down and flat, but the river is spectacular. I guess I hadn't paid much attention to it. This year we went to the water a couple different times and walked in the water and on rocks. Walking on rocks, trying to traverse a path without getting my feet wet, finally giving up and using sandals to wade across - this sort of activity is in my top 10 of all outdoor activities. I hadn't made time to do it in years past.
Of course the main point of the annual event is to form relationships with God and each other. Quite typically I shy away from constant interaction and prefer to relax or sleep part of the time. I get so little, so it is very nice to be able to sleep in a bit or take a casual nap during the day. But the simple fact that my family is lurking about in different groups of fellowship and various activities is a wonderful blessing and comfort. This year I would have to say I most enjoyed spending time with and talking to Scott and K. They are a couple my wife and I enjoy. I went to school with Scott, so there is a general comaradery to begin with, and our personalities and interests mesh pretty well. Here they are with my wife, posing in front of a very cool waterfall/swimming hole along the river.]]></description>
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		<pubdate>Wed, 6 Sep 2006 11:36:55 GMT</pubdate>
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		<title>Free Stuff - Freeware and Open Source Software</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Down through the ages of using computers, I have always looked for cheap or free alternatives for programs that normally cost hundreds of dollars. This pursuit used to be a pain because no one wanted to invest time in developing software for free (perfectly understandable - I wouldn't either - don't have the time). Even during the golden age of shareware, it was annoying to find good, cheap alternatives. I always pretty much hated shareware, especially the nagging sort. If it is not totally free or something I purchased myself, I simply steered clear. My conscience doesn't allow me to have a bunch of programs that I'm &quot;supposed&quot; to pay for. And of course if shareware is lacking certain functionality or has nag screens, it's not an option anyway.
More recently, undoubtedly from the precedent set by Linux software, open source and freeware programs are not a hard thing to find. I wouldn't necessarily say &quot;You get what you pay for&quot; when it comes to free software either. It seems that the best of the best programmers are banding together to produce top-of-the-line alternatives to applications that have ruled their fields for ages. Quite honestly if companies like Microsoft, Adobe, Autodesk and others weren't ridiculously overcharging for their licenses, there probably wouldn't be so many people developing free alternatives. I have always thought this. Most people will pay $50 or $100 for a good, useful piece of software. But hundreds or thousands, and additional charges for each and every upgrade? Come on! Get real!
Perhaps the only rewards to  freeware/open source programmers are minor recognition and being able to say they affected or toppled the greedy giants. Whatever their drive, I am thankful for the resulting software. I can't say I make enormous use of free software because I already own a number of the expensive applications, which in most cases still have an edge over the free alternatives. As freeware succeeds in gaining full feature sets and realistically competing or surpassing commercial software, I will gladly switch completely. If I use free software on a regular basis, especially if it replaces an expensive title, I'd also be happy to give them a small donation. In the lone run I'd be saving money and helping to make sure updates continue for these projects (no one works for free forever).
At any rate, I have compiled a list of free or open source applications that I have at least downloaded and reviewed. Some I use from time to time, others I just know by their word-of-mouth or published reputation. It is not meant to be a full list of all free or useful programs. It is just a partial list that contains applications I personally think are a good idea, whether I use them or not. Most of these programs relate to my occupation, hobbies or interests. Eventually Esotropiart will probably have a software and downloads page (I've long wanted to add this, but it's not a huge priority), but for now, this blog entry will suffice to communicate the information. I hope you also find something here useful. If you have any other programs that you find useful that you think I or others might be interested in, feel free to mention them in your comments.

Web Design &amp; Internet
Mozilla Firefox - the best web browser in the multiverse! Get it now! It blows the others away. It is more secure, more stable, will display web pages how they were meant to, standards compliant, more features, etc. It is hands-down the best. It's not a &quot;I don't like Microsoft&quot; annoying bias. It's a simple fact. It cannot be sensibly argued or disputed by anyone. It is free, it has millions of extensions, including your own if you choose to write them. It is an open source project that all aspire to equal, including Microsoft (who is way behind the times on this forefront). Even Netscape is trying to revitalize themselves, and is doing so by basing their browser off the Mozilla Firefox engine (since it is open source, supposedly this is fair game, though it sounds like cheating to me!).
Core FTP LE - a very nice, free FTP client. I haven't been able to find anything that compares. I use this program when transferring a large number of files because it is faster than doing such inside Dreamweaver or using Window's FTP Folders (mega slow death). Core has a bunch of advanced features - more than I'll ever use, but it has a nice, simple interface for the everyday transfers.
Amaya - This is W3C's WYSIWYG web designing tool. It isn't as full-featured as I would like to see, but it is definitely showing promise. When it boasts a certain level of features, I would highly consider using it regularly because I fully support W3C and what they are trying to do. They are making the internet a better place, while Microsoft breaks every one of their organized, structured, logical and well-though-out recommendations. I haven't tried this program out much at this point because I generally use Dreamweaver (since I have it, I may as well use it, eh?). Let me know what you like and dislike about it.
NVu - A nice, free WYSIWYG web design IDE. This program is not being developed very quickly, but it already contains most features anyone would need for designing web pages. Right now, I would recommend this tool to anyone who is trying to learn web design and isn't willing to commit to spending money on a cool tool like Dreamweaver. NVu will get you going in right direction and help you discover if you have what it takes to dabble with web design.
Aptana - Another free web design tool. I haven't looked into this one a whole lot. It's worth a download to see what it can do.
PHP Designer - For the longest time, the only version of this application was freeware. I was following its development very closely because it has the potential at being the best in the universe. This program supports many web design markup languages such as XHTML, CSS, PHP, Javascript and so on. Very cool. However, now they are developing a separate, professional version. The free version apparently has less robust features now, though I haven't downloaded it recently.
PHP - The ultimate server-side scripting language. It is free and extensible. It is essentially the best in its field because it is being developed and expanded left and right by the greatest minds in the world. Since it is an open source project, no one company dictates and controls (or limits) its scope. It has a ridiculously diverse set of tools and connectivity (name a database, it can connect to it). If you want something done in the web world, PHP can do it, and do it better! Oh, and free is a very good price!
MySQL - Why spend money on a database server? Huh? Why? MySQL is better than all of them, and it's free. Need I say anything else? Huge companies are using it, and it seems to be infinitely scalable. Look no further for your database solution.
Flash Player - an essential web browser plugin. Everyone should have this installed nowadays. You'll especially want this if you want to see animations, greeting cards, and many entire web sites.
Adobe Acrobat Reader - another essential plugin that basically everyone has. It allows you to display and print Adobe Acrobat PDFs (any sort of formatted, printable document or form). You might find this program exceedingly annoying because Adobe has apparently changed their way of updating this plugin. It is constantly being changed, and you get notices of updates, all of which require a computer restart. If you haven't installed updates for a while, just uninstall whatever version you have and then download the very latest one. It is less annoying than having to update to 7.0.1, 7.0.2, 7.0.3, 7.0.4, and so on (all of them requiring reboots!). And the Adobe Album thing should be banned. It has nothing to do with Acrobat and is not a good program anyway!
Art &amp; Graphics
Artweaver - Um, why is this free? Why does it exist? It is a clone of the former Fractal Design Painter, now known as Corel Painter. It has a full tool set useful for creating natural media effects such as paint, ink, pen, pencil, charcoal, crayon, etc. If you have a graphics tablet, this is a must addition. If you don't, download it anyway just for fun.
ArtRage - I have never seen a more realistic natural media art program. If I didn't know better, I would try to wipe the paint off my screen! I have brain clouds just wondering how they created such artistic genius. Get it! It's cool to say the least. Pay about $20 to get a few more mediums and features. I am happy with the free version. I am not aware of another program that attains this level of artistic media realism.
Blender 3D - the ultimate in 3D modeling, animation, rendering, effects generation, etc. Um, genius work is afoot. Basically, if you want to dabble in 3D computer animation or rendering, get this. It's essentially as good as the programs that cost $10,000. It is constantly being developed and expanded and has an amazing list of features, just about comparable to the big names such as Lightwave, Maya, and 3D Studio Max. If they don't slow up, they'll surpass them all, and who would pay thousands when what's free is actually better. You'll find the interface a little intimidating, but read some online tutorials and push all the buttons and options to see what they do. You'll catch on!
Irfanview - a fast many format image viewer and utility. For free, I haven't found a better image viewer with a lean interface and quick load times. It has a host of extra features that you might make use of as well (such as slideshow, batch renaming and processing, etc.).
The GIMP - this is no doubt the best photo-editing and paint program in the free arena. It really doesn't compare with Adobe Photoshop or some of the other industry standard graphics applications, but it is getting there. Besides the absolutely hideously bloated and inconvenient way of doing everything, it is pretty powerful and impressive. I'm sure they'll figure out how to get it straight eventually. I'll use it when they discover modern interface design. If you're not picky about this or have seven monitors attached to your computer, go for it!
pkColorPicker - though it's very simple, this might be my favorite graphics utility. It allows you to grab a color from any pixel on the screen and displays it in every color model. You can save assortments of colors in a palette. Very useful, especially for getting HEX color codes for web design.
Gadwin Print Screen - a simple screen capture utility. There are others that do more, but I like that this one is stable and simple. A screen capture is a screen capture, right?
Office &amp; Communications
OpenOffice.org - I haven't personally used this, but I know it to be a very good suite of office applications. Basically, it could replace Microsoft Office in most situations. It can do essentially all the same things. My friend Dave could tell you more, since he uses it.
Mozilla Thunderbird - a free email client. If you wish to replace the majorly bulky Microsoft Outlook, this is a good alternative. I especially like its HTML rich email capabilities. It is fast and well-designed to boot. There is no built-in calendar/task feature, however, so I generally still use Outlook. Mozilla is currently developing a calendar plugin, but it isn't stable or full-featured yet. When it is, look out!
Skype - want to talk to anyone in the world for free or a small fee? You can talk on your computer to anyone who also has this software for free. All you need is speakers, a microphone, and high-speed internet. You can also pay for minutes to call anyone on their land line (home telephone). My wife talks to her parents in Brazil this way. There is no cheaper method. The minutes last seemingly forever.
Sound &amp; Video
Audacity - The only real option for sound editing for free. A good tool for editing music or sound files. Lots of filters and options.
VideoLAN - a free media player alternative. It plays virtually every known video format, including DVDs.
Zoom Player Standard - Another powerful media player. I don't think there is a video player with more options. In fact, I don't think there is a program on earth in any category that is more customizable. If you like options, choose this one! The only annoying thing is that you have to pay for the professional version to be able to play DVDs. Otherwise it would be universally prominent and superior.
VirtualDub - a powerful open source video tool, primarily used for capturing from devices such as your DV camera.
Buzz - um, can you say mega cool sound tool? I think you can handle &quot;Buzz&quot;. If you want to synthesize your own sounds and compose your own music using hundreds (thousands?) of sound generators and filters, Buzz is your thing. I wrote a couple songs using it and am amazed at its ability and clarity. Maybe nothing's technically &quot;better&quot;, except it's not exactly friendly or intuitive. It takes some work to be able to produce anything of quality quality.
AviSynth - A powerful video editing and filtering tool. Not user-friendly at all, but give it a try if you need a free option and are willing to dig in and learn extremely technical, low-level video terminology and techniques.
ModPlug Tracker - a fun way to create music tracks from sound samples. If you are familiar with what I call &quot;MOD files&quot;, you will like this program. Basically you can create multitrack high-quality songs from recorded or generated instrument samples.
ModPlug Player - a way to play the files you make with music trackers. Supports most common formats and plays them well.
Winamp - Perhaps the best jukebox type music player in existence. Very customizable.
Utilities
Lupas Rename - rename any number of files with perhaps the most advanced set of tools available.
The Rename - another noteworthy file renamer.
1-4a Rename - Weird interface, but I've used this one quite a bit - before I discovered the two above, which are better.
PDFCreator - create PDF (Adobe Acrobat) documents by sending print jobs to a driver that converts anything into the universally viewable and printable document format - without buying the overpriced Adobe Acrobat.
CutePDF Writer - pretty much the same as above.
TaskArrange - I find it really annoying that the programs on the task bar cannot be clicked and dragged into a certain order. I often have many windows open, and I constantly drag and drop items between them. Having them in a particular order on the task bar is essential. Without a program like Task Arrange, I would have to close some programs and open them in the order I want them to appear on the taskbar. This program allows you to move the tasks in any order. Windows Vista will make this an unnecessary utility, I believe. But for now, it's a gem.
Miscellaneous
Google Earth - Perhaps the coolest and least necessary program ever. If you want to see what any place in the world looks like in great detail, download this. It's infinitely cool and entertaining. You can find a clear satellite image of your house most likely - and any other place. It does a whole lot more, but it's mostly just a fun toy.

Note that this page was styled using my custom blog CSS system I created a LONG time ago (I had simply never implemented it and activated it - it took writing all of about 5 lines of code this evening to get it going!). In my database structure and admin screens, I had a place to specify a custom style for any given blog entry. These styles can be reused, or unique ones can be created each time. Basically what it does is, in the header of my blog page, it searches through all the blog entries that are currently being displayed. If they have a style specified, it creates an external link to the CSS file referenced in the database. So these style declarations are only loaded if needed, so they don't weigh down the page when not in use (since the whole of all linked CSS files are loaded, whether the rules are used or not). To see what I'm talking about, view the page source for this page. You will see a linked css file called blog226.css. If you browse to an older blog entry, where this one isn't showing like here! and view the source, that link won't be there! Yippee! Blah blah blah. I think this is a really cool feature, and maybe no one else does it, so there! It's cool because I don't have to use inline styles - write the css in each and every tag in the blog text (makes for horribly bloated code when each and every one of those links and headings above would need a huge style=&quot;a bunch of css rules&quot; embedded in the tag. I can just reference an externally linked file that controls that particular blog entry. I luggit. Now it actually works!]]></description>
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		<pubdate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:23:58 GMT</pubdate>
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		<title>Silver Creek State Park</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We went to Silver Creek State Park last Saturday afternoon. It was fun! See the EsoShow here.]]></description>
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		<pubdate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 23:51:49 GMT</pubdate>
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		<title>EsoBlog Comments Format</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Say good bye to the ole pop-up window for blog comments. I created what I consider to be a more intelligent design. Now, if you click on &quot;Read Comments&quot; near the top of a blog entry, only that blog entry will show, the comments will show underneath, and the window will scroll to where they start. Similarly, if &quot;Post Comment&quot; is clicked, that entry will show alone, and the window will scroll to the form to post a comment. Anytime only one blog entry is showing (by way of &quot;fetch=1&quot; in the url), the comments will show underneath. Please let me know if you encounter any bugs. I'm not quite finished optimizing the source code. I pretty much cut and paste stuff here and there just to get it started. I temporarily disabled the preview blog comment feature because I need to rewrite the script that controls it.]]></description>
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		<pubdate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:11:27 GMT</pubdate>
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		<title>Backpacking Stove Obtained</title>
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My Primus Omni-fuel 3289 in its nylon case.

Yes, it's true. I found a backpacking stove, and at a bargain price to boot! My wife asked me to accompany her to a church rummage sale in our neighborhood (we make an unplanned visit every year), and that's where I saw the small nylon bag. It was near other backpacking and camping gear, so I simply had to look inside. I was thrilled at the stove staring up at me with its hazel eyes and Ripley's Believe it or Not yellow eyebrows. He said, &quot;Buy me. Buy me now. You will never see me again if you don't.&quot;
I pulled all the pieces out of the sack, and it appeared everything was there. It was obvious that the previous owner took pretty good care of it. I just hope it is not malfunctioning in any way, because as I read in the instructions, &quot;Failure to follow these instructions may result in serious injury or death!&quot; and &quot;You will die if you use or look at this appliance!&quot; and &quot;If you are reading this, you are already dead. Tell me more about the afterlife.&quot; Okay, so only the first warning is written, but it's always enough to make you think twice. I'm sure it is perfectly safe if operated with a little common sense - unless something is horribly wrong with it. I really don't know the history of this stove or if it has a severe defect. I don't really know why someone would get rid of such a nice stove for such a cheap price - I bought it for $4 at the rummage sale.
From the instruction sheet, I found the stove to be a Primus OmniFuel. It is not a brand new model, but the internet tells me it retails for about $130, and it is considered a good model by all, with nothing but good reviews. The Omni-fuel is a little bulky compared to some models, but this is primarily because it has rugged construction and is designed to burn just about any type of fuel, including the following:

isobutane canisters
white gas
kerosene
diesel
unleaded gas
jet fuel

I took this picture of my Primus Omni-Fuel, showing the various components that were included. Really, the only things missing are the fuel tank (for liquid fuels) and the fuel itself. I think I might try jet fuel. I've heard it burns very clean.
I updated my Big Lots Backpacking Wish List to reflect this new purchase. Sorry Big Lots, you just didn't stock this in time - and I don't think even you could match this price!]]></description>
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		<pubdate>Sat, 26 Aug 2006 23:05:12 GMT</pubdate>
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		<title>Arbitrary Appellation and Assortments I: Planets</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Supposedly this is the highest resolution image we have of pluto. If this is our sharpest eye into our universe, how on earth are we making assumptions about anything in our solar system, much less outside it? The Hubble telescope must have the original GameBoy graphics engine installed. Methinks this is misinformation because take a look at some of the images retrieved from Hubble of places much farther away. Meu nome &#233; Disco Planet.
Tragedy of all tragedies. I just learned through a friend that Pluto is no longer considered a planet by leading scientists. My whole existence and happiness is drawn from that moment 20 or so years ago when I learned that there were nine planets in our nameless solar system. It was one of those factoids that I never forgot, the nine planets in order. Kinda like the books of the Bible or the 50 states and their capitals. I remember very little, but 9 planets is one of those eternal givens - that is, until earth's destruction on September 18, 1996.
Pluto was knocked off the charts because of its small size and somewhat irregular orbit. Apparently the word planet was never formerly defined by a uselessly organized set of rules, so an enormous gathering of highly paid experts in the emerging field of defining the word planet came up with the rules we can now refer to as &quot;Kill Pluto: I Never Liked How He Jumped Up on Mickey and Never Thought He Was Funny Anyway&quot;. Since the discovery of Pluto in 1930, many bodies of similar size and behavior have been discovered in our solar system. For consistency, the scientific term, planet obviously needed some consideration - it simply wasn't scientific before. I generally agree with this standpoint. If we are going to come up with names and scientific terminology, it should at least be based on something that is constant and absolute. Sentimentality doesn't fly in the world of science, sorry Pluto.
After I bore the news this afternoon, I started thinking, &quot;What is a planet anyway&quot;. From childhood, I always considered a planet to be big, round, circling the sun, and generally not in a big heap with a bunch of other masses (like asteroids). This is seriously what I was thinking. Then I looked up the Wikipedia article on the whole issue, and guess what 19 great scientists determined? A planet is &quot;a celestial body that is in orbit around the sun, has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit.&quot; Um, is that anything new? Well, actually, since Pluto crosses over Neptune's solar orbit, scientists have reclassified Pluto as a dwarf planet. Apparently since Gimli has such a cross personality in Lord of the Rings, they created a new scientific term in his honor.
By the way, don't you think it strange that our &quot;solar system&quot; is nameless? It would be like calling earth, &quot;the planet&quot;, the milky way &quot;the galaxy&quot; or &quot;Delectable Chewy Chocolatey Goodness&quot;, Antarctica &quot;The Icy Wasteland Where No Sane Person Lives But About 4000 Human-Like People Call Home&quot; or &quot;Unique Brazilian Refreshment&quot;, or our moon &quot;the moon&quot;... oh wait, um... With all this balderdash about naming conventions, you'd think they'd've (double contraction) been more particular about our own system's name. Aliens must snicker when they get the answer to their question, &quot;What do you call your solar system?&quot;
Interestingly enough, Hades was not particularly upset at being tossed out as one of the main seven gods because 1) He already experienced being tossed down once, and 2) If there is a real representation of Hades, it would be Satan, who was also tossed down, and prefers to operate in stealth mode anyway. The less people who acknowledge his existence, the better he can &quot;work&quot; on his deceptive, murderous plan for humanity. If you don't like dark, secret war mongers who want to kill you, see here for a solution and for methods of thwarting evil plans.
Oh, and throw in your suggestion for naming our solar system (or sun or moon or universe). Be sure to pick a cool, timeless name so if chosen, we don't regret it and think, &quot;Man, that is totally like 21st century!&quot; I vote for &quot;Indiana Jones&quot;, &quot;Nugget&quot;, &quot;Earth's Hoam&quot;, or &quot;Sista Buff Judson, Sizing Up Competitors and Losing Combinations Named 'Crud from Blue-Finned Budapest Cafe' Cry Baby 'I Never Liked Skaw Music' Deluxe Delight System 2006 Times Two&quot;. The &quot;2006&quot; is to make sure the name is modern, up-to-date and kinda techie-sounding. And if we ever start thinking &quot;2006&quot; or some of the other words in the name kinda date us or produce slightly negative vibes, well then you can just use the expression, &quot;All's well that ends times two&quot;, which means that any combination of words when multiplied by an unexplicably large number, such as 2, turn out right in the end, like sunsets in movies. Feels much better now, like ice cream churning in the belly.]]></description>
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		<pubdate>Thu, 24 Aug 2006 20:47:53 GMT</pubdate>
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		<title>Visitor Poll: Subscribe to Comments?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I'm thinking to write a script that would allow visitors (namely you) to check a box &quot;Email me all responses&quot; when posting a comment. If an email address is provided, all future comments on that particular blog entry only will be sent to this email address. Throughout the process, no emails will be given out. Email addresses appear nowhere on my site, and no email addresses would be sent out with these comment subscriptions. There would be two subscription options. The first would simply email a short notice that someone else has posted a comment to the blog entry in question - a comment made chronologically later than the subscribing comment was made. A link to the blog entry would be provided in the email for convenient browsing. The second subscription type (another check box) would send a more verbose email including the text of the blog entry followed by the various comments in order they were posted. By default, neither of these behaviors would take place unless a box is intentionally checked and a valid email address provided. Another possibility that might give paranoid people a little more peace of mind is for me to create a preferred visitor membership [free, of course]. Only people who log in with a username and password would have such subscription options (and any future features I add for members only). Only people &quot;approved by me&quot; would have access to these advanced site features, so there would be no risk of email abuse. If someone abused this privilege and put someone else's email address in the comment form, I would cancel their &quot;membership&quot;, and they would no longer be able to subscribe to comments or enter an email address.
The only reason I haven't written this script already, besides being lazy, is that I am worried what people would think about privacy concerns. In reality, the only way spam or unwanted email could result is if someone posted a comment with a false email address and they check one of the subscription boxes. Then perhaps someone who had never visited my site would get these comment subscription emails. But, of course, at the bottom of the email would be a unsubscribe link anyway, so if this happened, the person would just have to click the link to be removed. If it happened numerous times, I could block particular email addresses from being entered, or I could even create a blacklist of email addresses and immediately add any unsubscribed email addresses. Plus, I would limit the subscription service to something like 30 days, so visitors wouldn't get email notifications a year later if someone posts a commet on an old blog entry.
Anyway, I might end up creating this feature just for fun and learning experience, but I am interested to see what my 5 occasional visitors would think about such a &quot;service&quot;. Why have such a thing, you ask? Well, don't you think it's annoying to wonder whether or not anyone responded to your comment on someone else' blog? Isn't it annoying to have to visit a blog, find a particular past post and click on the read comments link to see if any comments later than your own exist? I don't even purposefully remember where and when I post comments, let alone visit again to see the responses. So I usually don't see the feedback if it exists. These issues would be immediately solved, and no one would have to visit my blog just to see if there are any responses or follow-up on your comments. You would immediately know via email. Let me know what you think and if you would like such a feature. It is one of dozens that I intend to add one of these years. A bit of positive feedback might expedite its development.]]></description>
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		<pubdate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 19:24:03 GMT</pubdate>
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		<title>Are You Kidding Me, Bryce 5 For Free?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For a long time I have had Bryce 4, a very cool environmental 3D rendering program. Bryce was formerly made by MetaCreations, for a short time Corel, and has perhaps changed hands numerous times since I followed it. Now it is made by a company called DAZ. I also have an earlier version of Poser, another former MetaCreations program for making realistic characters and animations that has also changed hands numerous times (currently owned by e frontier). I have been on DAZ's mailing list for quite some time, but usually I just delete the emails. Now all-of-a-sudden I got an email informing me Bryce 5 is a free download! WHAT!? Let me tell you, That caught my attention! I immediately downloaded it.
Bryce is up to version 6 now, but I'll settle for version 5 for free! I don't see any catch either. I downloaded it, and it appears fully functional and packed with the normal features plus some extras. Compared to version 4 that I own, it has a new tree builder (completely awesome to the maximus!), MetaBall modeling (never liked it - I prefer NURBS), and some other small enhancements. Very cool. Bryce has long been my renderer and animator of choice - simply because I cannot afford to get into the high-end, multi-thousand-dollar programs (like Maya and 3D Studio Max and others). Ever since I discovered free Blender 3D, if I dabble with 3D, I usually use that over Bryce. But now that I have a new version to play with, I might just make a scene or two. Bryce is still the best program in the world for making a quick natural 3D scene. Trees, water, mountains, sky, you name it. It is not a very good modeling program, but it has most of what you need to animate. And the rendering engine produces very realistic images. By the way, Blender 3D deserves more than a passing mention. It is the ultimate 3D program, and it is free, open source. I have the feeling it will surpass even the huge name apps pretty soon because there are so many geniuses dedicating their time to develop and expand it. Download it too! It's a little less user friendly than Bryce, but not impossible to figure out, especially if you have any background in 3D! And boy is it fast and sleek. I luggit.
I just made this little image to demonstrate Bryce 5's tree builder, a very cool feature. Don't judge the program by the quality of this image. I literally threw it together in just a couple minutes for a demonstration. Completely photorealistic or surreal images are possible using Bryce. You just need a little talent and patience.
Click here to download Bryce 5 for free. Act fast because the offer ends very soon. Download it even if you think you have no use for it. Some day you might develop an interest in it, and then you'll have it at no cost to you! Make a little image and show me your work! Maybe if I get enough examples, I'll make an EsoShow with your guys' work! Make sure to sign up on DAZ's site to get the registration code in time - plus you really need the extra download after that which includes extra (standard) program content and presets. Once you've registered and received your serial number, you are okay. You can let it sit on your computer until that day you are bored and decide to play with it. Just don't less this pass up if you are at all interested in experimenting in 3D on the computer. As Tom Peterson says, &quot;Free is a very good price!&quot; He also says, &quot;Wake up! Wake up to a happy day!&quot;, but that is less related to this EsoBlog entry, and I don't know why I mentioned it.]]></description>
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		<pubdate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 00:27:41 GMT</pubdate>
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		<title>New Zoo Exhibits Open and Worlds Collide</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday was rather nice, so my wife and I went to the zoo, taking advantage of the membership my parents gave us last Christmas. Despite the nice weather and advertisements about newly opened exhibits, the crowds were not as bad as we had previously seen. Perhaps it was a little bit too hot for some peoples' taste. I didn't mind the heat much, and the zoo campus was riddled with mist spraying stations.
Perhaps my favorite part of visiting the zoo, besides seeing the animals, is to attempt to get good photos. My camera is hardly up to par with the late models of today, so I am somewhat limited. I only have a 3X zoom, for example. Nevertheless, I am usually quite pleased and surprised with the quality of images I get. The color seems mostly true, and clarity is usually not a problem. Zoo animals are not an easy thing to photograph, however. About 75% of all the animals are behind thick acrylic windows or steel cyclone fencing. It is virtually impossible to get clear shots without using a flash. Then the flash makes a huge glare and generally looks like Yucko Action Jackson Smith McCallister. Most of my photos this trip were a total loss. Nevertheless, I've come to the conclusion that a macro lens and subject matter such as flowers or insects makes virtually anyone seem a master photographer. Take a look at some of my butterfly shots - no thanks to me, just thank good ole Mr. Olympus.
See my butterfly EsoShow.
As usual, I try to share what I thought was the main attraction for each zoo trip. This time it was definitely the beavers. I don't recall the last time I had seen a live beaver. Sure, I've seen cartoons and footage on nature TV, but it's really something to see one one inch from your face! I don't know if beavers are typically playful and tame creatures. Apparently the Oregon Zoo captured Mr. and Mrs. Beaver from The Chronicles of Narnia, because they were ridiculously personable. Actually, Mr. Beaver was sleeping in the den while Mrs. Beaver was entertaining the crowd. She was literally swimming right next to the visitors, smiling, spinning and &quot;pawing&quot; the glass. It was nothing short of astounding interaction, the creatures seemingly as much or more domesticated as a dog or a dolphin! When I was watching Narnia, I didn't really appreciate the realism of the beavers. Now I realize &quot;realism&quot; doesn't make much sense because the beavers were real in the movie. They were simply borrowed from Oregon Zoo, or perhaps they are now being held captive since the movie was filmed. I'm pretty sure they were trying to talk. The plexiglass was just too thick to make out the exact words.

  
  Mrs. Beaver had strange ways of communicating, but she seemed very fond of this little girl. Perhaps it is because the girl is a future queen of Narnia, and needs to hear an important message. Man, I wish I was that age. To travel to Narnia and see Aslan would be very nice indeed! Oh well, some day I'll encounter the One he represents in heaven. What a sweet moment that will be - to see the One who is &quot;not safe, but He's good&quot;.
  Mr. and Mrs. Beaver in their &quot;natural&quot; environment. Are they actors, or did some footage get recorded in Narnia and get brought back and released in the form of a movie?


Unless I was totally blind the last couple times I have been to the zoo, I believe the entire area that contains the Cougars, Beavers, Ducks, Eagles, and so on has been closed. In fact, I don't think I have seen this part of the zoo since I was a kid. It was quite fun, like seeing it for the first time. I remember always anticipating seeing the bald eagles again. In the end I was more impressed with Mrs. Beaver.
It seems no matter the size of cat, they are all lazy just like Garfield. We never even saw the cougars, and the brand new ocelot was sleeping almost completely hidden in a corner. I can't remember the last time I saw the tigers moving at all. In fact, last time we were at the zoo, I even saw the hippos walking around and swimming - something I cannot say of the tigers. They are always back on the cement, big paws sprawled out, snoring away.
I also got to see one of the elephants playing around and taking a bath in its deep pool. It was interesting to see it quite energetically swimming around, flailing its trunk in the air all the while. It wasn't a clear view though, and I couldn't really get any pictures.]]></description>
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		<pubdate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 22:02:45 GMT</pubdate>
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		<title>MexiGoodies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[By the way, my wife is back from Mexico. My sadness has turned to gladness. In the words of Don Francisco, &quot;It's not good for a man to be alone.&quot; Also, trains go fast and are hard to stop because of their excessive mass - unless you have superpowers or magic (not quoting anyone as far as I know).
I was adorned with gifts from my wife when she returned. Their official title is MexiGoodies, because they are well, good. I have no explanation for the prefix, so figure it out on your own.
A cool Mexican blanket.
I can't really show you the candy she bought me because it is mostly devoured. It was of the gummy droppletoid variety, plus some hard, sugar coated types.
My wife and I collect magnets. We try to get one (or 20) from each place we travel. Some day I need to write a blog entry (or 500) on our magnet collection.
A bracelet to apparently help me remember who my wife is. She bought one for her with my name. If we both get amnesia, it might be a confusing situation.]]></description>
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		<pubdate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 18:08:11 GMT</pubdate>
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